fridge-o-mancer said: ✖
"No way he’s fucking new." She said to Meyers from the lunch table as they watched the kid with a full fucking beard work his way across the caff.
"Guys got a fucking beard. You don’t even have a beard." She glared at the big man who went to open his mouth. "You know I need subtitles with you." She just shook her head at him.
"I’m going to fucking settle this." She said, leaving her group of friends behind and marched over to the new (?) kid, and grabbed his elbow.
"Hey, ok, were you like, held back a decade or something, because let me tell you that beard is nuts." She looked him in the face and felt her mouth run dry when she looked into the brightest blue eyes she had ever seen. She gave the guy a brilliant smile and tossed some hair over her shoulder.
"I’m Lucy." She held out her hand for a shake.
"My dad’s a Hassidic rabbi. We’re not supposed to eat pig." She joked. "Fuck, I’m even supposed to be wearing pants really." She laughed.
"And don’t be alarmed at the fact I give out consolatory blowjobs. It’s good to the ego." She joked.
"And you’re parents are sucks parents. Not the first case of that happening. My parents are kinda in that category." She said.
"They care more about my relationship with God then my relationship with them." She rolled her eyes and held out her hand.
"Here, lemme see your schedule. I can help you find your way around." She smiled at the boy.
Jonathan just shrugged. “Parents. Can’t live with them, can’t be alive without them,” he said philosophically. He gathered up the empty container and stuffed it back into his pack. “And I just said that it wasn’t really worth a blowjob. Maybe if he had put up a bit of a fight. But he totally just….bitched out.” He looked at the girl, then he handed Lucy his schedule.
"I only have World History after 1900 left," he said. "I have to pick up my sister at 2:30, so I got permission to skip out later. I’ll have to do summer school or come back next year to make up the missed credits but…" he shrugged, "it’s worth it. I think it says it’s in 213. Wanna help me find my way?" He stood and waited for her.