October 20, 2014

politicalhexkitten:

Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money can’t make you happy” uh you obviously never experienced financial instability and dependence so please shut the fuck up you pretentious shit.

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October 20, 2014

Anonymous said: "DaaaaAAAAAD! Aaron froze his tongue to his spoon again!"

caliphonomage:

fridge-o-mancer:

"I’m not helping him this time. I told him the last hundred times, don’t mess around. He’s going to be wearing that all day if he can’t get it off. I hope he doesn’t have to give a speech or presentation any time soon in school"

..

Aaron make a little squeak and Lucy took pity on him. She approached her oldest and took the spoon’s handle in one hand, poisiting the cup of coffee over his tongue. 

"This is gonna hurt." She said gently. She poured the hot coffee over his flesh and yanked the spoon off at the same time. Aaron swore loudly, clapping a hand over his mouth. Lucy tossed the spoon in her hand and turned her youngest. 

"See? Easy as pie." She pointed at him with the spoon. 

"He told me what you did. No more scaring the shit out of brother with magic. Do it the old fashioned way." She dug in her robe pocket for her smokes and left the room, taking a sip of her coffee. 

Jon laughed at Aaron’s face. “CHEATER,” he yelled at the disappearing bathrobe. He turned to Aaron. “That’s one way to do it, I guess.” He laughed again at Aaron’s hurt face.

He turned to Abe. “Don’t worry, I’ll teach you some tricks not even your mother knows about, keep you from getting caught when you use magic. We both know you have a slight disadvantage compared to your brother.” He winked at Aaron. “He doesn’t think as much, his mind’s all full with elaborate pranks.” 

Aaron grumbled at his dad and stormed off down to his room. Jon and Abe laughed together. Jon turned to his youngest. “Honestly now, feel free to invite him over whenever you both feel comfortable.” He stood up, walking over to the kitchen area. “Now, what would you like for breakfast?” he asked.

October 20, 2014

fridge-o-mancer said: ☡

heirmackenzie:

heirmackenzie:

She blushed to the roots of her flaming hair, but was unable to take her eyes off his back muscles. 

"I-I’m sorry. I didnea mean ta walk in on ye." 

.

She was panting and twitching from aftershocks as she curled into him, pressing the length of her to his body. 

"I love ye too Jon." She said softly, kissing his bare shoulder and chest softly and sweetly, without the heat of desire but still wanting to feel his flesh under her lips. 

His arms curled around her on the cold stone floor, wanting to keep her warm. He held her close, eyes closed and a smile full on his face. He kept randomly killing her forehead or cheek, unable to believe what had just happened.

"Think I can stay over more often?" He gently asked.

October 20, 2014
No Home Left /// Pet Meme ~(Jonathan x Lucy)~

caliphonomage:

...

Lucy followed him and when they entered the building felt many, many eyes on her. She held her head high and she knew what they were thinking; what on earth is that doing in the building? She followed him through the building and up the flight of stairs and into a hall. He walked down it and she looked around, noting all of the doors had numbers on it. He got to one at the very end of the hall and opened the door, gesturing for her to go inside. 

It was an apartment. Simple, with a kitchen and a table and book shelves that were stocked to bursting. There was a couch and a coffee table and blankets and pillow and carpets on the floor. 

Is this…for me? She took a few steps into the place, feeling the silence seep into her bones. 

"Yes," Jon said. Then he stood silent for a moment to let it all set in. 

"There is the bedroom," he said, pointing to one door. "And the bathroom," he said, pointing to another. "You will find clothes in the dresser in the bedroom. Men’s and women’s clothes of all sizes. There are bras and panties and socks as well as pajamas. Anything you need." He held out a key ring to her. On it was a pair of keys and a small bear paw charm. "The first key is to this room, the second will let you into the front door and up the stairwell. Keep the charm on you, you need it to get in after hours."

"Now if you want to get dressed and settle in, feel free. I’m not sure how much cooking skill you have, so you’re invited to eat with me in about a hour and a half." Jon smiled gently. "And please bring my coat with."

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October 20, 2014

fridge-o-mancer said: ( . )( . )

caliphonomage:

caliphonomage:

Lucy smiled at him and stalked foward, and placed her hands on his chest. She mouthed along his collar bone and reached up to tangle her fingers in his hair. 

"Hey there handsome." 

...

She swallowed his seed, making sure not to spill anything. She wanted him to touch her, to kiss her. She wanted to be good for him. She gently cleaned him up and pulled back, gasping for breath lightly. 

She looked up at him, the picture of debauchment. She knew what she looked like; her lips full and swollen, tear tracks running down her cheek, her hair messed up six ways to sunday, her chest heaving as she panted for breath. She used to her advantage, arching her back lightly, and opening her mouth a bit for him. 

"Done sir." She gasped out. 

He looked down at her, stroking his beard, then smiled. He took his foot away from her cunt and stood properly. 

"Good pet," he rumbled to her. "Now I get to have some fun with you." He held out his hand. "Stand and get naked. Then walk over to the bed. I’m going to tie your hands up."

October 20, 2014

puria-starwing:

transparensie:

a short comic i did for my english sci-fi final, about a girl and her android

talk about things taking forever @__@

6.11.14

i didn’t need my heart anyway

(via nanaleonti)

October 20, 2014

fridge-o-mancer said: ♠

heirmackenzie:

heirmackenzie:

Lottie opened the door to her bedroom, and froze. There was Jon, naked on her bed, head thrown back and eyes flushed, a light sweat breaking out all over his body as his hand worked his cock. She swallowed and shut the door behind her as gently as she should. She quietly kicked her shoes off and walked over to the bed.

His eyes were closed and his head was thrown back. Lottie took advantage of that to place gentle kiss on his neck, her hand joining his on his cock. 

...

She exhaled a shaky breath when she felt his hands on her thighs and his mouth on her sex. She threaded her fingers through his hair and enjoyed his teasing for a bit. She knew his game, and what he was planning. She enjoyed the feeling of his mouth on her until she knew she needed more. 

"Go on. I want you ta put yer mouth on me." She said softly, tugging on his hair lightly. 

"No more teasin’ Jon." 

He didn’t reply with his words. He started to cool his tongue, getting it colder and colder, and continues to lick her panties. Within a few minutes Lottie’s panties had frozen solid where ever Jon licked (and he had licked the whole crotch). With a gentle breath he melted the thin layer of frozen cloth. It melted away, leaving her pussy bare to the world.

He warmed up his tongue enough so it wouldn’t freeze her, then started licking again. His cool tongue flicked up and down her slit, playing with its lips and teasing her clit. Every bunch of licks he would kiss over her clit, sucking gently as his tongue flickered and pressed on it. His arms tightened around her thighs as he held her in place.

October 20, 2014

fridge-o-mancer said: (☉_☉)

tellurianwitch:

tellurianwitch:

Send (☉_☉) and my muse will have to explain why they have no clothes on.

"…I honestly don’t remember taking my clothes off last night. I didn’t think I was that drunk.”

 

If it was possible, she’d be purring—in between the breaths hissed between her teeth that spread into smiles. She got a little lost for a moment, forgetting about the headache and arching into his touch with a shiver. Her fingers curled in the sheets and her teeth dug into her lower lip.

Jon smiled, then kissed her gently. His lips were being cooled as well. 

"Just let me know if there’s something you like," he muttered. Then his mouth has busy kissing its way over her foreheads, then down her neck.

His fingers continued to tease her nipples through all this. He flicked and pressed them, teasing. Occasionally he would take them between his finger and his thumb and roll them, sometimes giving a light tug.

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October 20, 2014

fridge-o-mancer said: ( . )( . )

caliphonomage:

caliphonomage:

Lucy smiled at him and stalked foward, and placed her hands on his chest. She mouthed along his collar bone and reached up to tangle her fingers in his hair. 

"Hey there handsome." 

...

Tears were streaming down her cheeks as he fucked her face. When she felt his foot cool down she jumped under him and cried out, only to have that cry muffled by his cock as he rammed it back into her throat. She had been craving this, needing this. She had been needing to give up control for a while, to let him tell her what to do. She tried to swallow around the length of his cock as best as she could when he told her he was going to come. 

Jon was panting now, his voice whining from him with every breath. He keened as she tried to swallow his dick. With only a gasp as warned he came. His cock twitched in her mouth as he poured his cum down her throat. “Don’t waste a drop,” he commanded her.

October 20, 2014
Doors and Windows

Miranda might have been in the mindset that forgot personal space boundaries. Curiosity got the better of her. “That’s a good thing to be reminded of.”

Jon turned to look at her, trying to smile with his lips pulled tight. “Doesn’t help much when you work for them though. The fanatics are suspicious and the detractors do nothing but cement the bad rumours and make you look worse.” He put the wooden box of herbs down and moves to another shelf. “So what do you all sell here?”

October 20, 2014

fridge-o-mancer said: Jonathan knelt on one knee. He had entered the flat, and froze at the soft monstrosity in the middle of the floor. He peered in the entrance flaps. "Hello? Miranda? What are you doing under there?"

tellurianwitch:

tellurianwitch:

It had taken every pillow and blanket in the flat as well as half the living room furniture to build the thing. She had popcorn, her laptop, and a small stack of books, all currently going ignored for the slowly-revolving projection of a nebulous sky on the blanket ceiling. Flat on her back, Miranda rolled her head back to peer at him and smiled weakly. “I was bored and homesick. D’you want to come in?”

...

"Great way to get repeat business, building a relationship. I know all about that." Most of her business came from repeat customers, even the ones who came in disappointed that it wasn’t still a teashop. The less obvious (slightly more objectionable) part of her work also came from establishing trust, often with people who shot first and asked questions later.

"So… you lived directly next to an obvious or open gateway that nobody was allowed to go through? Talk about dangling temptation." Not that she could blame him. She likely would have wandered off before sixteen. “Enjoying your ongoing adventures then?”

Jon chuckled. “Yea, and then it’s my turn to occasionally gouge them.” He laughed and kissed Miranda’s cheek. “You never know when someone is going to show up with something crazy though.” He smiled at her and cuddled her.

"Next too it with an unknown number of armed powerful magical guards watching it at all times from both sides." Jon sighed as he remembered. "The only reason I didn’t get maimed when i tried to sneak past the one time is because I was the grandson of one of the Chairs. Otherwise I’l probably have only one arm or one leg or something like that. Some sort of slightly horrific injury."

October 20, 2014

kaijuerotica:

dangit-jim:

peachdoxie:

st3fn:

archangeltwoone:

iamoceanic:

doomed-morale:

xcircleofdeathx:

lickystickypickyshe:

Every year in June, a brave group of daredevils in the city of Alesund, Norway stack up hundreds of wood pallets to a height of over 130 feet, which they then light on fire in celebration of Midsummer and John the Baptist’s birthday.

Norway: where they build monuments and burn them because metal.

vikings man…. 
image

only in my homeland.

I thought it was going to be some inspirational art installation about teamwork and stuff BUT THEN IT WAS A PILLAR OF FIRE AND IT JUST GOT EPIC

THE BEACONS ARE LIT

THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID

THEN ROHAN WILL ANSWER

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